We are a small brewery and shop based in Ullesthorpe, Leicestershire. We have recently opened
a second shop in Broughton Astley, Leicestershire. Our aim is to achieve World domination of the drinks industry
within the next 10 minutes. If we don't manage this, we'll have a rethink.............
Ever mindful of our corporate image, we can be found in our shops singing the Company song:
"Hail to our glorious leader
and his five year plan
its not that we don't appreciate it
but we've paid a hitman"
To be sung to any tune except 'Congratulations' by Cliff Richard, because if you did that,
we'd have to hurt you........
Maybe we just need help